Game of the Year!!

No doubt Left 4 Dead is the game of the year.. Perfect graphics, great gameplay and beautiful sound effects.. Moreover, it is some sort like a mixture of Resident Evil and Counter-Strike, a 1st person shooter game where you can be the Survivor or the Infected in the versus mode.. Check this game out, cool game!!

Tagged by a Bee once more..!!

1. The person who tagged you :
* Bee San..

2. Your relationship with him/her is :
* just friends..

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her :
* ermm.. A lil' pretty, cute, friendly, random & funny!

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you :
* ermm.. Nothing??

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you :
* errr... Hi??

6. If he/she become your lover you will :
* hold em' tight in my arms til she suffocates!!

7. If he/she become your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be :
* ermm.. Be less crazy!!

8. If he/she become your enemy, you will :
* slap her in the face!!

9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be :
* she slapped me!!

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now :
* say Hi??

11. Your overall impression of him/her is :
* just a great girl to be with..

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
* why not ask them yourself?

13. The characters you love of yourself are :
* ermm.. That I am not so sure..

14.On the contrary, the characters that you hate about yourself :
* being rude & sarchastic at times..

15. The most ideal person you want to be is
a better person.

16. For people who care and love you, say something to them.
I love u all too.

Abstractive Splats..!!

Acts of humour..!!

Act 1

Moe : I am very sorry for your loss Dolores.. Jim was a great man, a great friend no doubt about it..

Dolores : Thanks! He will never be forgotten.. *Then walks off with tears rolling down her cheeks..*

Vince : That woman loves his man so much.. It must be very difficult for her..

Moe : Yea, married for 30 years and never been apart for so long.. I do feel for her..

* 2 weeks later, Dolores passed away as she was so upset about her husband's death and Dolores was buried next to Jim's grave..

Vince : That's very sad, I never lost 2 good friends in a single month.. That's just really tragic, that's just the way of life I suppose..

Moe : Well, that's strange..

Vince : What's so strange my pal?

Moe : I didn't know Jim was a fan of soccer..

Vince : Huh??

Moe : Can't you read? They engraved "United Forever" on Jim's gravestone!!

Act 2

Ms.Francine : Take your text books children, we are learning about collective nouns today.. I am going to give you all a word and you will tell me the collective noun for it.. Okay?

Students : Okay, Ms.Francine..

Ms.Francine : Ben.. What is the collective noun for the word "fish"?

Ben : Ermm.. I think it is a school of fish..

Ms.Francine : Yes! You are right! You see children, it isn't that hard if you did your homework.. Ranjeet.. What is the collective noun for "ants"?

Ranjeet : "Aunties!!"

Ms.Francine : No no no.. What do you call ants when there are lots of them?

Ranjeet : A nuisance!!

Act 3

Mr.Edgar : All right class, settle down.. We are going to have a debate today, I need two person to agree on the subject and two more to disagree.. The subject today is "Is television good or bad for us?".. Jane, you start 1st by agreeing on the subject..

Jane : Yes, Mr.Edgar.. Television is good for us as we can learn many things from it, especially new words to improve our English..

Mr.Edgar : Well done Jane! Ermmm.. Frank, now it is your turn to disagree on the subject..

Frank : Well.. The television is very bad for the eyes..

Danny : *Interrupts, speaks loudly*.. And it is bad for your legs as well!

Mr.Edgar : Why is that so Daniel?

Danny : It hurts the leg pretty bad!

Mr.Edgar : i don't understand Daniel, would you kindly explain?

Danny : My uncle shifted his house the other day, the television fell on his leg while he was carrying it!!

Act 4

Mr.Edgar : Would anyone kindly tell me another disadvantage of the television?

Gerry : Movies and shows today are pretty violent.. The other day I saw somebody got shot, heads cut off, people burnt alive and even crushed into pieces!

Mr.Edgar : Good point there Gerry! What was that programme you were watching on that particular day? Mission Impossible? X-Men?

Gerry : Nope.. Tom & Jerry!!

Act 5

Mr.Johnson : Kim.. If I happen to give you an amount of money, where would you go?

Kim : I would put it in the bank or use it for shopping..

Mr.Johnson : Okay.. That's a reasonable answer.. Max, if you felt ill and sick, where would you go?

Max : I would see my mom..

Mr.Johnson : Why is that so? I thought you should go and see the doctor?

Max : No way! The doctor killed my dad!! I will never trust a doctor anymore!!

Mr.Johnson : What happened?

Max : Well, one time my dad was sick and he went to the clinic to see the doctor.. The doctor checked his chest and gave him a prescription and told him that everything is going to be alright.. The doctor then allowed my dad to leave after that.. When my dad left the clinic, he just died like that on the road!!

Mr.Johnson : Was it a hard attack??

Max : Nope.. He was hit by a car!!

Mr.Johnson : Well, you can't blame the doctor for that you know?

Max : Perhaps I can because the doctor was driving that car!!

Wooooooot..!!!

Just got my 2nd semester results today, just checked it in the Net.. I am very happy about it as I did better than the last semester one, this time my results got slightly better.. All my hard work paid off, no regrets at all!! It is pure hard work my dear fellows, everyone can do it by just putting an extra effort in what you are doing.. My results are as follows :

Last semester I got around 3.81 for my CGPA, this time I got 3.8625.. Just slightly better but I am still really happy and proud about myself!! To be honest, I was really anxious last night and right now I feel so relieved plus happy!! Woooooooooo..!!

Dog-gone morning..

Yesterday morning I woke up coz i heard some barking from the back door and I went to take a look but nothing was there.. Then I went to brush my teeth 1st, went to the loo and flip through the pages of the newspaper for a bit.. I made up my mind and I went out the back door to find where was that barking coming from, it was in a drain, soaking wet and shivering.. So, I just picked it up left it there and I went off, but it followed me to my doorsteps!

* cute ain't it?

* wandering and barking outside my backdoor..

* those cute puppy eyes..

Well, too bad I can't keep it and I can't it there to bark the whole day.. So, I put it in a box and brought it further out and left it there.. That's the end of the story of my dog-gone morning..

Futsal & gangsterisme??!

As usual, me and my friends hang out on late a Friday for futsal, yesterday we had a game of futsal too.. Same as always, we played against Orange United (La Salle dudes) every Friday night.. These recent weeks, Joshua from the other team brought a few guys which are kinda rough and all.. And our team always try to pick a fight or disturb that bugger coz of his arrogance plus roughness.. Last night, my team invited 2 more players which are state players before.. These dudes are so good that the bugger wasn't happy that he couldn't even get the ball and all..
As expected, hell broke loose and they started fighting! The opponent kicked the new kid on his leg and said that he was playing rough and all.. Bla bla bla bla and blaaa.. The opponent dude kept quite after we said that it was settled, as my friend threatened to call his peeps to settle this, finally he didn't.. Soon, the bugger's gangster friends came and started to talk cock, threatening and wanna start a fight or something with a freaking small torchlight in his hand?? *huh??*
Bla bla bla bla and blaaa... The case got sorted out and everything went back to normal as they just shook hand and head back..

* So, kids.. Pick a fight one on one, don't act tough when you have a few "ah bengs" behind you.. Everyone plays rough football, don't blame people if you can't play as good as someone else..
By the way, f*ck gangsterisme!! Save your time and do something better, like selling porn CD's or char kuey teow by the road side!!

Puzzleristically Unsatisfied..!!

I am just an unsatisfied person which is really pissed right now and I don't know how to sound it out! Just an angry and pissed off post, some might know why and many might not.. I shall just let it go and enjoy my last minutes of my holiday..!! Get the booze and let's enjoy the last few days of the break before college starts again!!

P1 W1MaX.. Explore More!!

P1 W1MaX!! Try it today!!

Well, since I am on my break, I might as well get a job.. Victor Chow, my ol' friend from tuition asked me to work for him under this superb company called the Green Packet or Packet 1 (P1).. Just worked for 4 days so far in Carrefour, Kapar Klang.. Business is bad as ever!! So far I have only one customer, but there are more to come!! Roadtrip next week, hope that it is gonna be fun..


I personally tried it out in my place, it was superbly fast!! Have you ever experienced downloading around 40 songs in just around 30 minutes? Hahaha!! Well, if anyone interested, please contact me and I will explain the promotions and packages..

End of another era!!

Finally!! My exams are over!! This one was harder and more difficult than the previous one.. Busier, tougher and at the same time more interesting!!