Injury poetry..

Last Monday I went for a game of futsal,
I didn't expect that I would really fall,
that nasty fall gave me a pain on my crotch,
this means I might need some rest or just a glass of scotch??

I have this bad habit,
that I can never stay put for just even a minute,
I must have a something loose in my brain,
coz' I'm playing futsal even though I'm still in pain..

They said "Bryan is a football maniac!!",
"He thinks he is a Pontiac..",
I don't care what others say about me,
coz a lil' injury couldn't stop me!!

Juniors will always be juniors.. *Sigh!*

During mass call on last Monday, the seniors would bring the juniors into a hall and brief them everything about the orientation program happening on that week and tell them a little bit about the college life here in TARC.. Bryan here is stupid enough to pass his handphone number to the whole class on that day!! After that day, i get stupid and funny yet ridiculous messages/questions!!

1st Case

We have this Society Day on Wednesday, last week.. And during the mass call on Monday, I told them to come BETWEEN 9am to 4pm, not FROM 9am to 4pm!! Then there came a little fat boy, and he asked me, when is this Society Day gonna start.. If you dont know what's a Society Day, it is when students come to booths to register for the societies they wanna enter.. I already did the briefing on Monday and told them several times already, yet there are still people who are like that..
*Banging my head on the wall!!*

2nd Case

After a few days, if I'm not mistaken it was on this Monday.. Well, as you can see, TARC's schedule/timetable is pretty tight and messed up.. And we will have to study up to 6 subjects per semester and maybe 7 for some other students.. They are architecture students, they still have to study those building topics involving construction and materials.. Then there was this dumb yet funny message that was sent to me :
"Bryan.. I am an architecture student, this means that I must enter those class involving architecture only? That means I have to enter 2 classes only for this semester?"
You sit there, lie down there, roll around for a few days and slowly wait!! 2 subjects in one semester??!! You wish!!

3rd Case

In TARC, we have lectures, tutorials, practicals and drawing sessions.. And then there are funny people who asks me funny yet stupid questions.. Last week, this boy messaged me and wrote :
"Bryan.. What does the letter L in the bracket means? Library?"
What the heck??! Since when students go to the library to study? Nvrmind, Bryan was patient enough to explain to him that L means lecture and it is when the lecturers/teachers teaches you on the topic.. Then this week, the same boy asked another question..
"Bryan.. If I am lazy or dont feel like going, what would happen if I dont attend the library?"
I was confused at 1st, coz juniors will have a session where the lecturers would bring them to the library to tell them more about the library.. Then I met him yesterday and he took out his timetable and it was the lecture he was referring to.. OWH MY GAWD!!
*vomiting blood!!*

4th Case

During mass call, we elected the course representative, assistant course representative, printing manager, sports manager and a secretary.. Before that I briefed them on what would these people do, what are their tasks if they hold any of these posts.. After we elected and stuff, we told them again about their tasks as course representative and etc.. Then the printing manager came to me..
"Senior.. What does a printing manager do??"
I was stunned there for a short while.. By the name of your post, I think you would know what are you gonna do at least!!
*speechless..*

5th Case

On an early Tuesday morning at around 8.30am, as I was still sleeping, I heard my phone ringing.. I answered my phone and this was the conversation..

Bryan : Hello!! *with a pissed off and sleepy voice..*

Junior : Hello!! Is this the architecture course senior??
Bryan : Yes, Bryan here.. What's up??
Junior : I want to ask, this week do we have the language classes?? English and BM..
Bryan : Last time when i was in the 1st semester I think we don't have the language classes on the 1st week.. Where are you??
Junior : I am in front of the School of Technology office..
Bryan : *with a stunned voice* Why didn't you just go to the office and ask the clerk??!!
Junior : Owh yea.. Bye!

What the heck?? The damn SOT office is in front of you!! Enter there and ask them!! They are just born pure dumb or what??!!

*In conclusion, this batch of students is either a dumb one or they are just pretty hopeless.. I wish them luck and let's hope that they can complete their whole course.. For your info, they need to study up to 3 years to complete this diploma course.. Amen!!

*Pfffftttt!!*

This is a slight dissapointment, as I got a C+ this time in the 3rd semester.. Well, I can't blame anyone or I just blame it on luck as it wasn't by my side when I took that paper.. All the past year questions and all the things I revised before this paper didn't come out in the exam paper.. Plus, I got a moron for a lecturer and tutor, a 23 year old bitch who was a fresh graduate.. Oh well, what done is done, I shall try to work hard to increase my CGPA again!!


* What the f*ck!!! I got a freaking C+!!!

Da' 4th s'mester..

Well it feels like I'm in the beginning again,

there are much more knowledge that I'm gonna gain.

It is the 1st semester of the 2nd year now,

and I'm excited as a cow??!


It is the 2nd year of college,

somehow it seems like I've reached the next stage.

I never said that it is gonna be simple,

so I'll pray hard that I wouldn't tumble.

* hahaha! What a lousy poem!!

Back to the Origins..!!

I just watched X-Men Origins : Wolverine with my friends last week and I find it damn good!! Have you ever wonder why Logan aka Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) is always so confused and wanting to find back his memory? Watch this movie, it explains everything about how he loses his memory, his past life, his elder brother and many more.. And most of all, you get to see Gambit in action!!

* James Logan aka Wolverine..

* Viktor Creed aka Sabertooth..

* Wraith aka Will.I.Am??

* Gambit aka Remy LeBeau..

* Agent Zero..

I'm looking forward for the next X-Men Origins, from what I heard they are making the X-Men Origins for Cyclops aka Scott Summers.. Anyways, check out this movie, you wouldn't regret watching it!!

Reds all the way!!

Man Utd held a 0-0 draw at Old Trafford last night against Arsenal to retain the Premier League prize and prove who's best in the English league.. Man Utd only needed a point to retain the title and they did just that last night at Stretford End.. I hope this will keep Rafa and Gerrard's mouths quiet for a moment as they can stare at their empty, dusty and pathetic trophy cabinet this season!!

* Viva la' Man Utd!!

* the Man Utd celebration after the final whistle..

* Glory Glory Man Utd!!

* Wayne Rooney in action, slips past Bacary Sagna..

* the almighty C.Ronaldo!!

Now it's time for the quadruple and Man Utd are in the mood to kill off Barcelona!!

Roadtrip ala' Malaysia..

I just got back from a roadtrip a few days ago with 3 of my friends, started on Monday and just got back on Thursday.. I went to Cheras, Sepang and Pontian, Johor.. Travel and eating different types of food around their hometowns..

Klang

We headed back to Klang 1st as they wanted to have Bah Kut Teh for breakfast, i brought to a shop which is near my place and they seemed to like it very much..

* the infamous claypot Bah Kut Teh..

* the dry Bah Kut Teh..

* one big happy Bah Kut Teh family..

* Duhhhh??!!

Cheras

After the Bah Kut Teh breakfast, we head to Cheras, Jenn Yih's place.. We took a rest there and slept in his house that night.. The next day, we had Kajang satay before we head to Sepang to visit Lance's hometown..

* the satay restaurant..

* the small car thingy outside the restaurant..

* now you see it..

* now there's none left..

* me at the cashier.. *cheeeese!!*

Sepang

After we had satay in Kajang, we head directly to Sepang, Lance's hometown.. His place is pretty much near the Sepang F1 Circuit, it is something like in a kampung..

* the folks here plant dragonfruits, this is one of them..

* this is a dragonfruit tree, believe it or not, I have never seen one before until that day!!

* and this is a dragonfruit..

* took this picture of the clouds when i was walking around the village..
it looks like an ape eating an apple or something..

That night we had steamboat that was prepared by Lance's mum.. She does her own business in the house, selling noodles.. They still use the old fashion charcoal boiler thing and the soup was prawn noodles soup that was used for steamboat.. It was darn good!!!

After dinner, we went to the beach nearby Lance's place, the beach was pretty! We hung out there for a while, the place is something like a small resort..

* the Sepang Goldcoast..

* one of the chalets they have in the resort..

* that's the beach in Sepang..

* the cliche' pose!!

* and they have this bamboo tree arch, did some pose there as well..
looks a little bit like I'm flying eh??

* "I turn my head to the east, I don't see nobody by my side..
So, I turn my head to the west......."


Pontian, Johor

We spent the night in Sepang and had breakfast there, nasi lemak which was prepared by Lance's mum.. Then we headed to Johor, home of Zee Wei's.. It was also something like a kampung area, it was pretty calm and peaceful there.. After we reached Johor, Zee Wei brought us for a boat ride to the place where the folks catch fish or what they call the fish farm..

* the place where the folks live and catch fish..

* all aboard!!

* the breath-taking view..

* me in the boat..

* the so called fish farm..

* the gigantic jellyfish..

* an abnormal looking shark..

* a puffer fish..

* the fascinating spitting fish..
it can spit water to shoot down bugs so that it can eat them when it drops in the water..
a really cool fish..

* a king crab.. the shell is darn hard!!

* and that's me and the king crab..

* the rambutan tree behind Zee Wei's house..

* too bad it isn't edible yet..

* a passion fruit tree..

* a passion fruit..

And that wraps up my trip to so many places in just 4 days.. Well, this kind of trip is pretty fun when yoou have a group of friends with you..

Superhero B'day Party!!

Last month was both of my nephew's birthday, Zach & Roy.. Both of them turned 4 and 1 respectively, my sis had a birthday party for both of them in their house in Kemuning Hill.. It was held in the afternoon and there were kids everywhere!! A&W was there, a castle thingy for them to jump around, sand coloring, games, balloons, caricature, face painting and food for the kids!! Owh yea, the theme of this particular party was "Superhero"!

* the "Happy Birthday!!" banner..

* Zach adding the final touches to the banner..

* artist at work!!

* the house after putting on the decorations and canopy..

* the sand coloring thingy..

* and here's our Super-Zach in action!!

* our little superhero is at work!!

* concentrating!!

* this is Zach's masterpiece, his colourful Ultraman!!

* our little superhero has awakened!!

* Roy is getting into the party mood as well..

* "What's this floating thingy??"

* Roy and his balloon..

* what's Roy doing??

* this is the floating castle for the kids to jump around..

* the sun is shining, the birds are singing and the kids are jumping!!

* the caricature dude..

* and they got this cendol + rojak van to come too!

* this is Bryna, she's having her face painted.. cute ain't she?

* our superhero strikes a pose!!

* Zach is showing who's boss!!

* Zach and his so called girlfriend, Natasha..

* one big superhero family!!

* the birthday cake..

* the superhero cakes and the muffins..

* Ben 10, Batman, Superman, and Ultraman muffins!

* the happy birthday song session..

* blow the candles on the cakes!!

* the presents!!

* opening presents session!!

* opening one by one carefully..

* Roy needs a little bit help from daddy to open his presents..

* Roy fascinated with his new toy..

* this is my present to Zach.. an Ultraman punching bag!!

Well, that was my nephews' birthday party, pretty cool huh?? Grown ups have fun, kids are having a great time and everyone's having a great time..