Injury poetry..

Last Monday I went for a game of futsal,
I didn't expect that I would really fall,
that nasty fall gave me a pain on my crotch,
this means I might need some rest or just a glass of scotch??

I have this bad habit,
that I can never stay put for just even a minute,
I must have a something loose in my brain,
coz' I'm playing futsal even though I'm still in pain..

They said "Bryan is a football maniac!!",
"He thinks he is a Pontiac..",
I don't care what others say about me,
coz a lil' injury couldn't stop me!!