During mass call on last Monday, the seniors would bring the juniors into a hall and brief them everything about the orientation program happening on that week and tell them a little bit about the college life here in TARC.. Bryan here is stupid enough to pass his handphone number to the whole class on that day!! After that day, i get stupid and funny yet ridiculous messages/questions!!
1st Case
We have this Society Day on Wednesday, last week.. And during the mass call on Monday, I told them to come BETWEEN 9am to 4pm, not FROM 9am to 4pm!! Then there came a little fat boy, and he asked me, when is this Society Day gonna start.. If you dont know what's a Society Day, it is when students come to booths to register for the societies they wanna enter.. I already did the briefing on Monday and told them several times already, yet there are still people who are like that..
*Banging my head on the wall!!*
*Banging my head on the wall!!*
2nd Case
After a few days, if I'm not mistaken it was on this Monday.. Well, as you can see, TARC's schedule/timetable is pretty tight and messed up.. And we will have to study up to 6 subjects per semester and maybe 7 for some other students.. They are architecture students, they still have to study those building topics involving construction and materials.. Then there was this dumb yet funny message that was sent to me :
"Bryan.. I am an architecture student, this means that I must enter those class involving architecture only? That means I have to enter 2 classes only for this semester?"
You sit there, lie down there, roll around for a few days and slowly wait!! 2 subjects in one semester??!! You wish!!
"Bryan.. I am an architecture student, this means that I must enter those class involving architecture only? That means I have to enter 2 classes only for this semester?"
You sit there, lie down there, roll around for a few days and slowly wait!! 2 subjects in one semester??!! You wish!!
3rd Case
In TARC, we have lectures, tutorials, practicals and drawing sessions.. And then there are funny people who asks me funny yet stupid questions.. Last week, this boy messaged me and wrote :
"Bryan.. What does the letter L in the bracket means? Library?"
What the heck??! Since when students go to the library to study? Nvrmind, Bryan was patient enough to explain to him that L means lecture and it is when the lecturers/teachers teaches you on the topic.. Then this week, the same boy asked another question..
"Bryan.. If I am lazy or dont feel like going, what would happen if I dont attend the library?"
I was confused at 1st, coz juniors will have a session where the lecturers would bring them to the library to tell them more about the library.. Then I met him yesterday and he took out his timetable and it was the lecture he was referring to.. OWH MY GAWD!!
*vomiting blood!!*
"Bryan.. What does the letter L in the bracket means? Library?"
What the heck??! Since when students go to the library to study? Nvrmind, Bryan was patient enough to explain to him that L means lecture and it is when the lecturers/teachers teaches you on the topic.. Then this week, the same boy asked another question..
"Bryan.. If I am lazy or dont feel like going, what would happen if I dont attend the library?"
I was confused at 1st, coz juniors will have a session where the lecturers would bring them to the library to tell them more about the library.. Then I met him yesterday and he took out his timetable and it was the lecture he was referring to.. OWH MY GAWD!!
*vomiting blood!!*
4th Case
During mass call, we elected the course representative, assistant course representative, printing manager, sports manager and a secretary.. Before that I briefed them on what would these people do, what are their tasks if they hold any of these posts.. After we elected and stuff, we told them again about their tasks as course representative and etc.. Then the printing manager came to me..
"Senior.. What does a printing manager do??"
I was stunned there for a short while.. By the name of your post, I think you would know what are you gonna do at least!!
*speechless..*
Bryan : Yes, Bryan here.. What's up??
Junior : I want to ask, this week do we have the language classes?? English and BM..
Bryan : Last time when i was in the 1st semester I think we don't have the language classes on the 1st week.. Where are you??
Junior : I am in front of the School of Technology office..
Bryan : *with a stunned voice* Why didn't you just go to the office and ask the clerk??!!
Junior : Owh yea.. Bye!
What the heck?? The damn SOT office is in front of you!! Enter there and ask them!! They are just born pure dumb or what??!!
*In conclusion, this batch of students is either a dumb one or they are just pretty hopeless.. I wish them luck and let's hope that they can complete their whole course.. For your info, they need to study up to 3 years to complete this diploma course.. Amen!!
"Senior.. What does a printing manager do??"
I was stunned there for a short while.. By the name of your post, I think you would know what are you gonna do at least!!
*speechless..*
5th Case
Junior : Hello!! Is this the architecture course senior??On an early Tuesday morning at around 8.30am, as I was still sleeping, I heard my phone ringing.. I answered my phone and this was the conversation..
Bryan : Hello!! *with a pissed off and sleepy voice..*
Bryan : Hello!! *with a pissed off and sleepy voice..*
Bryan : Yes, Bryan here.. What's up??
Junior : I want to ask, this week do we have the language classes?? English and BM..
Bryan : Last time when i was in the 1st semester I think we don't have the language classes on the 1st week.. Where are you??
Junior : I am in front of the School of Technology office..
Bryan : *with a stunned voice* Why didn't you just go to the office and ask the clerk??!!
Junior : Owh yea.. Bye!
What the heck?? The damn SOT office is in front of you!! Enter there and ask them!! They are just born pure dumb or what??!!
*In conclusion, this batch of students is either a dumb one or they are just pretty hopeless.. I wish them luck and let's hope that they can complete their whole course.. For your info, they need to study up to 3 years to complete this diploma course.. Amen!!
2 comments:
I pity you. I honestly bleedingly bloomin pity you. Who ask you? Go and give your number to 'everyone' in the class. Smart move there. =3
Haha! Yesterday got 1 junior ask me:"Jet'aime, Is it 1st week got lecturer and 2nd week got tutorial?" I say yes then she continued:"so 2nd week we need 2 attend tutorial only lor?" Haha, if according 2 this, then 3rd week they just need 2 attend practical and after that no need come 2 college liao~=_= This batch of juniors really something wrong...
PS: the 2nd case most funny~haha
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